May 2013
70 posts
2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
perdu-me:
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
That’s a lot of food
That’s not enough food
You’re going to eat all of that???!??
That looks gross
That’s not healthy
That looks healthy
That’s disgusting
Why are you eating that?
I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
theladyserket:
omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN
i think fandoms have made me like gay couples more than i like straight couples ._.
What happens when i join a fandom? It breaks my heart but i just keep joining the fandoms. Kill. Me.
How can you people be excited for the finale of doctor who?! That means it’ll all be gone. There won’t be the nights where you can stay up late watching doctor who episodes and crying because of their perfectness. There won’t be any more of the doctors adventures how can you idiots be HAPPY about that?! I cannot deal with these feels right now okay I cannot.
emmastonemetodeath:
can we all stop pretending that channing tatum is hot
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
PLEASE CURE MY BOREDOM
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out loud?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
connorkawaii:
connorkawaii:
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
fahrenheit-469:
its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
sokkasass:
apriki:
hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
GUYS
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
#911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE...
harrypottersmum:
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
